23 4 / 2014

I’ve been trying to find a pop song that syncs up with this and keep coming up short.

I’ve been trying to find a pop song that syncs up with this and keep coming up short.

(Source: televandalist, via robdelaney)

22 4 / 2014

"I don’t really believe in cars, but I drive one every day and I love that it gets me places and makes life so much easier and faster and I don’t know what I would do without it."

22 4 / 2014

(Source: theblksmith, via laughterkey)

22 4 / 2014

Perfect.

Perfect.

(Source: champagnemanagement, via fuckyounofuckme)

22 4 / 2014

What.

(Source: yeoshin, via kenyatta)

22 4 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

Disney Princess Avengers by ThinkingMakesItSo [via]

Previously: Disney Warrior Princesses

21 4 / 2014

21 4 / 2014

justinhalpern:

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The other night I was sitting and watching television with a good friend of mine. He works as a paramedic and couldn’t give two shits about the entertainment industry. We were watching a rerun of The Simpsons, specifically, the one where Sideshow Bob tries to kill Bart and destroy…

Excellent.

21 4 / 2014

suckmydicknewyorker:

"He died doing what he loved: sucking someone’s dick in this cubicle."

Every single time.
I scroll through my dash, see a New Yorker cartoon, study the picture, then read the caption, forgetting that I follow “suckmydicknewyorker.”
Every single time.

suckmydicknewyorker:

"He died doing what he loved: sucking someone’s dick in this cubicle."

Every single time.

I scroll through my dash, see a New Yorker cartoon, study the picture, then read the caption, forgetting that I follow “suckmydicknewyorker.”

Every single time.

21 4 / 2014

"For a long time, memory researchers assumed that memories were like volumes stored in a library. When your brain remembered something, it was simply searching through the stacks and then reading aloud from whatever passage it discovered. But some scientists now believe that memories effectively get rewritten every time they’re activated, thanks to a process called reconsolidation. To create a synaptic connection between two neurons the associative link that is at the heart of all neuronal learning you need protein synthesis. Studies on rats suggest that if you block protein synthesis during the execution of learned behavior pushing a lever to get food, for instance the learned behavior disappears. It appears that instead of simply recalling a memory that had been forged days or months ago, the brain is forging it all over again, in a new associative context. In a sense, when we remember something, we create a new memory, one that is shaped by the changes that have happened to our brain since the memory last occurred to us."

Slate Magazine, “The Science of Eternal Sunshine by Steven, March 22, 2004

(via evoketheforms)

(via fuckyeahexistentialism)

21 4 / 2014

findchaos:

ChaosLife: Pocket Proposal

A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*

And thanks to our Patreon patrons, this isn’t even the last ChaosLife of the week! Thanks everyone and stay tuned!

*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?

By A. Stiffler [comics | facebook | twitter]

The Women’s Pockets industry is in bed with Big Purse.

(via thefrogman)

20 4 / 2014

"

What To Do When Your Boyfriend’s Asshole Best Friend Says, “Hey, Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Doesn’t Die,
Right?”
OR The Only Poem I’ll Ever Write About Periods.

Don’t excuse him because he’s had
at least three lite beers
and is sweating through his black button down
that his mom or exgirlfriend
probably bought him.
Don’t excuse him because he’s been turned down
by the last six girls he went on dates with
after meeting them on tindr
with a picture that’s seven years old
Don’t excuse him because
he’s usually such a nice guy
because you don’t want to be a bitch
because you don’t want to cause a scene
because when you were seventeen
your sister told you
no one likes an angry feminist

Tell him,
Hey, Asshole:
Let me explain something to you.
Every goddamn motherfucking month since I was eleven,
a part of me
tore itself to shreds
ripped itself apart inside me
and then remade itself.

So yes, I bleed for seven days
and I don’t die
You know what else can do that?
Gods.
Immortal beings.
Things of legend.
Fuck, I can even
create life.

So I say, never trust anything that can’t
bleed for seven days and not die.
You know what that makes it?
Weak
Fallible
Mortal.
So let’s see, hon,
What you’re made of.
If you can bleed for seven days
and not die.

Rip out his jugular with your teeth.
And when he bleeds for seven seconds
and dies,
spit on his corpse and say,
I thought not.

"