12 4 / 2014

kandice31:

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Funniest thing ever. Today.

(Source: monotoneminor, via kenyatta)

11 4 / 2014

5feet12inches:

professorwerewolf:

1927 was a rough time for donuts. 

Kegels

5feet12inches:

professorwerewolf:

1927 was a rough time for donuts. 

Kegels

(Source: apanelofanalysts, via gregrutter)

10 4 / 2014

  • A flickr album of dry cleaner receipts from all 50 states
  • CreationistMingle.com
  • Kinder, an orphan adoption app
  • A funeral home website with a “Like us on Facebook!” button
  • Styrofoam! the musical
  • 1.5 star Amazon reviews of diabetic socks
  • Brian Williams news podcasts laid over dubstep
  • Art made from hickeys

08 4 / 2014

  • Climate change denier literotica
  • A fake LinkedIn profile for Joffrey Baratheon
  • More than 41 Google image results for “Dick Cheney liver spots”
  • "Google Craps" (an interactive map of public toilets)
  • A Diane Rehm soundboard
  • A Wikipedia article subsection called “Veronica’s Closet: Racial tensions”
  • The Twitter username @WontWheaton 
  • Season 3 of Wings

08 4 / 2014

07 4 / 2014

07 4 / 2014

dennys:

siri

search how do i log off of tumblr

go

imagemarty~

Goddamnit, Denny’s.

06 4 / 2014

dennys:

Happy Birthday, Shaq! Here is an artistic representation of your height via a stack of pancakes. A Shaq-Stack, if you will. 

Goddamnit.

dennys:

Happy Birthday, Shaq! Here is an artistic representation of your height via a stack of pancakes. A Shaq-Stack, if you will. 

Goddamnit.

05 4 / 2014

acetaildog:

I found this copy of you got served the other day and decided to have a little fun with my family. 

Hero.

(via bestnatesmithever)

04 4 / 2014

The video team left a dolly lying around at work, so I shot something with my phone. It accidentally looked like a Wes Anderson film so I made a fake trailer, as you do.

#wesanderson #redhat

03 4 / 2014

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible, via laughterkey)

03 4 / 2014

thecomedybureau:

In addition to doing some announcing for The Dodgers, the voice of Jason Bateman will now narrate a new documentary on the world of Lego.

We’re not sure how involved he will be with the project, but one can only hope that he’s bring a little of his sensibilities from Bad Words to his narration for this doc.

15 miles to LegoLand!